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 Post subject: Healer replies to complaints. "Very Funny"
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:49 pm 
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Found these in a thread on Warhammer forums. I put it all together for ya all. :D Enjoy!

- Maybe you should take a husband to protect you.

- Oh! Thank God you're still alive and speaking, I thought you died.

- It's darwinism.

- OMFG MARSHMALLOWS!!! (Repeat to everything they say)

- Try this as an AFK autoreply: "Your skill in Reading has improved by 1!"

- Awww, I think somebody needs a hug! C'mere you!

- I'm sorry my mommy doesn't hug me

- Do you want to be friends?

- Sry imma girl lol i dun relly get this game T_T

- WTF? I try hal;p u kiil but ur life go down, i even cast hheal spell and only mine life go up.
This gam is messad up! Plez com again i halp u kil

- I am sorry but i cant cure Herpies.

- You are at 457 of 457 in the queue to receive healing.
18 hours 23 minutes remaining.

- Welcome to my automated healing system. Dial 1 if you need a HoT,
2 if you need a big heal or 3 for a resurrection. For any other issues,
dial 4.

- Healbot 1.1 has encountered a critical error: 462.
Contact your system administrator or press Alt-F4 to restart the system.

- Your trial time has expired. If you want to keep using the Healbot
service buy the full version for only 19.99 at your local supermarket.

- Sorry, can't heal, I'm in shadow form

- I was gonna heal you but i saw you DPSing tanks, so I let you die

- I'm trying to see if there's a tome unlock for how many people you let die

- Me'z only heel gobbos an' orks, gitfaze"

- pop a pot, noob"

- sorry, i was harvesting ... ooo bitter elvish parsley!

- i'm just here to leech AFK renown, watching a movie

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 Post subject: Re: Healer replies to complaints. "Very Funny"
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:54 am 
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Some of those are reallyl funny :p

I wanna play :(

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 Post subject: Re: Healer replies to complaints. "Very Funny"
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:55 pm 
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Those are awesome, if you have a heal toon I suggest you try a WE and Sorc to see what a killing machine is when heals are dealt out. I try to keep my DPS healed up, course when i'm in an AD group they come first.

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 Post subject: Re: Healer replies to complaints. "Very Funny"
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:36 pm 
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- You are at 457 of 457 in the queue to receive healing.
18 hours 23 minutes remaining.

Full of win.


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 Post subject: Re: Healer replies to complaints. "Very Funny"
PostPosted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:55 am 
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- Healbot 1.1 has encountered a critical error: 462.
Contact your system administrator or press Alt-F4 to restart the system.


If i played a healer i would have have that macroed for sure.

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 Post subject: Re: Healer replies to complaints. "Very Funny"
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:30 am 
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I don't see too many of the complaints when i'm healing but man it's no wonder if you've played in any PvP scenarios lately. If you throw a hot to a dps now and then, it is much more than they're used to. Destro needs to get healers like Flounder<Bellatrix the greats love slave> into T3 fast :P

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